The author posted a question in Food, Cooking
Can a pretty girl come over today and make me a delicious pizza? and got a better answer
Response from Антон Владимирович[+++++]
well. according to the theory of probability./I'm making complicated calculations. I've written out a bunch of sheets. I ran out of ink in my pen/ no. as long as you're not married to a pretty girl who is EXTREMELY good at making pizza?
Response from 0[+++++]
well. on the theory of probability. making complicated calculations. i wrote out a bunch of sheets. i ran out of ink in the pen. no. as long as you're not married to a pretty girl who is EXTREMELY good at making pizza.
well. on the theory of probability. making complicated calculations. i wrote out a bunch of sheets. i ran out of ink in the pen. no. as long as you're not married to a pretty girl who is EXTREMELY good at making pizza.
Response from 0[+++++]
How about a blow job, too?
How about a blow job, too?
Response from 0[+++++]
a mowet hren tebe? vse krasivije devushki tokjko ko mne hodjat. a tebe mogu vislatj picu tak prosto obzhora ti etakij:
a mowet hren tebe? vse krasivije devushki tokjko ko mne hodjat. a tebe mogu vislatj picu tak prosto obzhora ti etakij:
Response from 0[+++++]
Maybe you'll have a girl over for a delicious pizza you made?
Maybe you'll have a girl over for a delicious pizza you made?
Response from 0[+++++]
Dream on and go in the kitchen and fry some eggs!
Dream on and go in the kitchen and fry some eggs!
Response from 0[+++++]
drooling. You don't like an old carny with a beard between your legs? And no red tongue up to your belly button.
drooling. You don't like an old carny with a beard between your legs? And no red tongue up to your belly button.
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you see a beautiful girl in your house and all you can think about is food, that's a problem. You need to see a sex therapist.
you see a beautiful girl in your house and all you can think about is food, that's a problem. You need to see a sex therapist.
Response from 0[+++++]
A lonely man looking for affection and something to eat? Sound familiar?
A lonely man looking for affection and something to eat? Sound familiar?