Where do they find babies?



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where they were lost

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at the maternity hospital

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In the cabbage that the stork brings.

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You'll find out when you grow up!

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in a cabbage. Actually, the stork brings them

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the same place as his parents.

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In the pi.

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It's better not to be found

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by the door. It's called a present to your parents.

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I was cruelly tricked as a kid, I was told it was in the cabbage, it was only when I grew up that I realized how badly I had been duped!

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I was found in the blueberries, I have a birthday in September.

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At the maternity hospital. There are those women who go out with my mom to meet the lucky daddy. They're the ones who bring it.

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if it's a baby, it's in the cradle. If it's an older baby, it's usually in the pub.

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First they give you an exchange card at the doctor's, and then they change it at the maternity hospital for the baby-

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They don't find them, God gives them.

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It's a matter of luck: some people have to walk in the garden, some will be brought by the stork for free, and some have to work hard.

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What a good question! How do you explain where babies come from? Some people have a familiar stork, you whistle to him, he will bring you a child, Some gardeners and vegetable growers - Michurins find children in the cabbage or in the flowers, like Thumbelina, and some give them to God - there are some Bogdanovs and Nezhdanovs.

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I tell my little girl that she came from outer space. She likes it so much, she's always asking me: Mom, did I come from KOMUS?

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They find a husband, and they have a baby.

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And you've already found one. what a wonderful pookie.

 

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