The author posted a question in Goods and Services
What is your favorite joke and/or saying? and got a better answer
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Not the hippotenuse, but it's a cutit! I made it up myself. Do my friends use it now?
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Not the hippotenuse, but it's the same! I made it up myself. My friends use it now.
Not the hippotenuse, but it's the same! I made it up myself. My friends use it now.
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You can't walk, you can't crawl!
You can't walk, you can't crawl!
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Kudim died and fuck it.
Kudim died and fuck it.
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-Fear the wolves, don't walk in the woods.
-Fear the wolves, don't walk in the woods.
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-Who's coming? -It's raining," said Stirlitz and drummed his fingers on the glass.
-Who's coming? -It's raining," said Stirlitz and drummed his fingers on the glass.
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"No matter how much you shave your bald head, you can't get curls!
"No matter how much you shave your bald head, you can't get curls!
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A bitch won't want to, a dog won't jump up!
A bitch won't want to, a dog won't jump up!
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I know I don't know anything, but some people don't know that either. Socrates
I know I don't know anything, but some people don't know that either. Socrates
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- Young lady, how are you doing today? - Let me look at the calendar. Natasha Rostova is dancing at the ball with Poruchik Rzhevsky. -I feel ill, I shall go to the window," says Natasha. "Well, go as you please, but not for long," replies Lieutenant Rzhevsky. Lieutenant Rzhevsky is in bed with Natasha Rostova. -You, Natasha, are like a radiator," compliments Lieutenant Rzhevsky. -Is it so warm? -No, it's so ribbed.
- Young lady, how are you doing today? - Let me look at the calendar. Natasha Rostova is dancing at the ball with Poruchik Rzhevsky. -I feel ill, I shall go to the window," says Natasha. "Well, go as you please, but not for long," replies Lieutenant Rzhevsky. Lieutenant Rzhevsky is in bed with Natasha Rostova. -You, Natasha, are like a radiator," compliments Lieutenant Rzhevsky. -Is it so warm? -No, it's so ribbed.
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Like it or not, sleep, my beauty!
Like it or not, sleep, my beauty!
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Two cows at the slaughterhouse Old and young Young Old: "Oh, it's beautiful here! Is it your first time here?" Old: "NO BLEEP SECOND!
Two cows at the slaughterhouse Old and young Young Old: "Oh, it's beautiful here! Is it your first time here?" Old: "NO BLEEP SECOND!
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Psychoanalyst: -There's only one way out of your depression: plunge headfirst into work. -Doctor, but I work as a sanitary sewer.
Psychoanalyst: -There's only one way out of your depression: plunge headfirst into work. -Doctor, but I work as a sanitary sewer.
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Senior Warrant Officer's explanation of duty I, Guard Senior Warrant Officer of Special Forces Matveev, can explain the following about my being late for duty. As always, I got up at 5:30, did a 10-kilometer run, did 200 push-ups, did 100 pull-ups, and then took an ice shower. Then I had breakfast, cleaned my boots, ironed my camouflage, put it on, put on my unloader, loaded it with clips, grenades, took my pistol, machine gun, put on my helmet, painted my face in combat paint, put on my gloves, before leaving I looked in the mirror and shit myself!
Senior Warrant Officer's explanation of duty I, Guard Senior Warrant Officer of Special Forces Matveev, can explain the following about my being late for duty. As always, I got up at 5:30, did a 10-kilometer run, did 200 push-ups, did 100 pull-ups, and then took an ice shower. Then I had breakfast, cleaned my boots, ironed my camouflage, put it on, put on my unloader, loaded it with clips, grenades, took my pistol, machine gun, put on my helmet, painted my face in combat paint, put on my gloves, before leaving I looked in the mirror and shit myself!
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Japanese tape recorder
Japanese tape recorder
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Whoever you fall for, that's what you get.
Whoever you fall for, that's what you get.