How can I put a girl to bed and have sex?

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Why do you want to go to bed and say I want sex?

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I think first you have to learn how to speak and write and then have sex!

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Better learn some grammar.

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Judging by your writing, all you need to do is buy an inflatable doll.

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That's right, learn Russian!

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And I think how? You don't even know grammar:

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Why do you have to go to bed? There are other more accessible places.

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Grow up, go to school first.

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Usually the answer to a question like that is upside down;

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First, improve your literacy rate Then read the encyclopedia for boys, just for general development When you've mastered it all, come and talk more: -

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When you learn grammar, you're gonna have to tell me.

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dumayu negramotnim ne daut

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grade six, in biology class, don't miss it or you'll die an illiterate virgin!

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i don't know.

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no one's been putting anyone to bed for a long time now. You can meet a girl who'll take you wherever you want.

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you can put a girl on the bed with a hook from underneath, and if you're an athlete you have a 95 percent chance of doing it. And then you can have sex or dismember her or whatever you want.

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Dream on.

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