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Would your pussy buy a whisky? and got a better answer
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A common joke among veterinarians: Your pussy will die from Wiskasu Dead cat-less hassle! Whiskas, Friskas, Kitiket and other economy food is a straight road to obesity, diabetes, urolithiasis, chronic kidney failure, and in the end - 6 feet under the ground. Seriously, no kidding?
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A common joke among veterinarians: Your pussy will die from Wiskassu Dead cat, less hassle! Whiskas Friskas Kitiket and other economy food - a direct road to obesity diabetes urolithiasis chronic kidney failure and in the end - 6 feet under the ground. Seriously, no kidding.
A common joke among veterinarians: Your pussy will die from Wiskassu Dead cat, less hassle! Whiskas Friskas Kitiket and other economy food - a direct road to obesity diabetes urolithiasis chronic kidney failure and in the end - 6 feet under the ground. Seriously, no kidding.
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She only buys it:
She only buys it:
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My pussy isn't a mutant: can't hold money and can't talk.
My pussy isn't a mutant: can't hold money and can't talk.
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And we don't give her any money!
And we don't give her any money!
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herself-no, but I buy her regularly.
herself-no, but I buy her regularly.
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My cat is throwing up from this crap! I don't give him any of the dry or bagged stuff.
My cat is throwing up from this crap! I don't give him any of the dry or bagged stuff.
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Where would the bitch go. Grand m'pardon. I didn't mean bitch, I meant pussy.
Where would the bitch go. Grand m'pardon. I didn't mean bitch, I meant pussy.
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Man, good for you all. I'll tell you what, my pussy doesn't eat whisky.
Man, good for you all. I'll tell you what, my pussy doesn't eat whisky.
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all the cats I know eat organic food.
all the cats I know eat organic food.
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it's the only thing he buys but he pays cash from the owner's pocket Parasitka won't eat anything besides it!
it's the only thing he buys but he pays cash from the owner's pocket Parasitka won't eat anything besides it!
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Nope. Mine would buy Friskas.
Nope. Mine would buy Friskas.
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by all means be sure to have fresh beef and pork liver in his diet
by all means be sure to have fresh beef and pork liver in his diet
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Yeah. Probably not just Wiskas if she had the money and could talk.
Yeah. Probably not just Wiskas if she had the money and could talk.
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No, mine exclusively buys Kitiket.
No, mine exclusively buys Kitiket.
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No, she loves life.
No, she loves life.
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I don't trust her with my purse:
I don't trust her with my purse:
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maybe, but who's gonna let her eat that crap?
maybe, but who's gonna let her eat that crap?