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Where do I hide my lover in my small apartment if he's a big guy? and got a better answer
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In order to have a lover in such an apartment, you have to start by changing the apartment, at the lover's expense?
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To have a lover in an apartment like that, you have to start by changing the apartment, at the lover's expense.
To have a lover in an apartment like that, you have to start by changing the apartment, at the lover's expense.
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out the window.
out the window.
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Out the window:
Out the window:
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Out the window throw: or on the balcony:
Out the window throw: or on the balcony:
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and why hide it and from whom? My husband? I kick mine out through the terrace:
and why hide it and from whom? My husband? I kick mine out through the terrace:
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And I'm not hiding it! I'll figure it out!
And I'm not hiding it! I'll figure it out!
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Why hide it-let it be as it is!
Why hide it-let it be as it is!
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Let him pretend he's a statue thorcher.
Let him pretend he's a statue thorcher.
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Dig an underground passage to the neighbors downstairs and pay them rent as needed. way out though:
Dig an underground passage to the neighbors downstairs and pay them rent as needed. way out though:
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Disguise as a plumber;
Disguise as a plumber;
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Maybe a plumber will do?
Maybe a plumber will do?
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And if he's big, why hide him? He's got nothing to fear.
And if he's big, why hide him? He's got nothing to fear.
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Maybe we shouldn't take that risk.
Maybe we shouldn't take that risk.
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Why? It's a big one!
Why? It's a big one!
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Why go right out the window?: Husband asks you to throw out the trash to buy a condom: And he leaves. Lyabovnik runs away and all is well:
Why go right out the window?: Husband asks you to throw out the trash to buy a condom: And he leaves. Lyabovnik runs away and all is well:
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why hide it? Don't invite your lover to your home let the lover if he wants to meet you find a meeting place
why hide it? Don't invite your lover to your home let the lover if he wants to meet you find a meeting place
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learn how to fly
learn how to fly
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change your lover find a smaller one to fit in the closet
change your lover find a smaller one to fit in the closet
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Don't bring home a fool's lover If you respect him, don't take him home, and fuck him somewhere else, in the end there are apartments with an hourly rate. He might figure it out, but if you take him home, he might resent being treated like a fool.
Don't bring home a fool's lover If you respect him, don't take him home, and fuck him somewhere else, in the end there are apartments with an hourly rate. He might figure it out, but if you take him home, he might resent being treated like a fool.
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break the key in the door or yell fire and run outside or send the guy's husband to take out the trash.
break the key in the door or yell fire and run outside or send the guy's husband to take out the trash.