why doesn’t Bin Laden ride the subway

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He's dead

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They won't let him on the camel

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a pochem ty znaesh?

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Because he's gone!

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Because he won't

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Because he doesn't exist is a CIA myth.

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I've seen him in the St. Petersburg subway!

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So he must have his own subway. In the mountains of Afghanistan dug

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There's no subway in the mountains so he only walks.

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Afraid of getting blown up by his own bombs. That would be a shame.

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How do you know?

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He's a billionaire and billionaires don't ride the subway:

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The subway is too expensive. It's cheaper to buy an airplane.

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Probably because there's no subway where he is now.

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To begin with, the French said this dog died of typhus. And even if he's not dead, he won't take the subway for fear of being recognized. And the escalator's gonna break underneath him.

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who? I didn't say anything:

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why would anyone care?

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I just don't like the subway it's noisy! Bin Laden

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Probably afraid of terrorists.

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Afraid of terrorist attacks. Doesn't fly a plane either.

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