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If a brick fell on you, maybe someone needs it? and got a better answer
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- Well, that's an exaggeration. Tonight I know more or less exactly. It goes without saying that if a brick should fall on my head at the Bronnaya-" "A brick will never fall on anybody's head, all of a sudden," said the stranger, interrupting impressively. In particular, I assure you that it is by no means a danger to you. You'll die another death- do you know which one? - Berlioz asked, with perfectly natural irony, engaging in some really absurd conversation, and would you tell me? - Gladly," said the stranger. He looked at Berlioz as if he were going to make him a suit, and through his teeth he muttered something like: One, two. Mercury in the second house. the moon is gone. six is bad luck. evening is seven. - and announced loudly and joyfully: "Will your head be cut off?
- Well, that's an exaggeration. Tonight I know more or less exactly. It goes without saying that if a brick should fall on my head in the Bronnaya-" "A brick will never fall on anybody's head, all of a sudden," said the stranger, interrupting impressively. And you in particular, I assure you, are in no way threatened by it. You'll die another death- do you know which one? - Berlioz asked, with perfectly natural irony, engaging in some really absurd conversation, and would you tell me? - Gladly," said the stranger. He looked at Berlioz as if he were going to make him a suit, and through his teeth he muttered something like: One, two. Mercury in the second house. the moon is gone. six is bad luck. evening is seven. - and announced loudly and cheerfully: "Your head will be cut off!
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Maybe he needs it, the one who quit.
I need it. Yeah.
So it was you who threw it at me? What did you need it for?
Maybe the brick needs it?
Yeah, that's funny!
If a brick fell on me, I wouldn't think about it anymore.
I'm afraid to guess, but maybe nobody.
Oh, man, I keep thinking, why do bricks fall on me by the ton?
There's always plenty of well-wishers, or maybe someone's just messing with me!