Where are all the guitar players?

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On tour.

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Here they are;

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I'm here.

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I'm here, I'm here

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They're serving their fatherland

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At a gathering of bards, and drummers at the Kremlin.

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Well, I'm a guitar player. What do you want?

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They went to theater schools, graduated from them, became professional actors - and now they serve in theaters: they are guitarists:

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I'll answer later - I'm busy right now.

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In Spain

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I don't know about the guitar players, but the bass players look after the drummers!

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You'd better ask where the Bass Guitarists are! -There's hardly any left! I mean the real ones, not the ones who were forced to pick up an instrument!

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They work as accountants

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why do you need them?

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I'm here, I'm a drummer: and the guitar players are probably at work:

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Especially one. from the same band.

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me there! Basses will do?