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Can you think of an excuse to skip work until noon tomorrow? and got a better answer
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Scared after HELLOIN?
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Scared after HALLOIN.
Scared after HALLOIN.
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Stuck in an elevator
Stuck in an elevator
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Toothache, couldn't sleep at night, went to the doctor
Toothache, couldn't sleep at night, went to the doctor
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Felt bad, or had to call a plumber urgently - waited half a day!
Felt bad, or had to call a plumber urgently - waited half a day!
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Went to get a flu shot!
Went to get a flu shot!
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I had a toothache, but I've only had an X-ray, they'll make you skip the appointment.
I had a toothache, but I've only had an X-ray, they'll make you skip the appointment.
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Went to antenatal clinic.
Went to antenatal clinic.
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minor poisoning and diarrhea. runny nose and cold, I have to stay home, it sucks.
minor poisoning and diarrhea. runny nose and cold, I have to stay home, it sucks.
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Tram's got a flat tire!
Tram's got a flat tire!
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I had a bad night - vomiting, fever, didn't want to take sick leave, decided to lie down and went to my favorite job!
I had a bad night - vomiting, fever, didn't want to take sick leave, decided to lie down and went to my favorite job!
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tell me you went to the dentist or had diarrhea, and then you can walk the whole day!
tell me you went to the dentist or had diarrhea, and then you can walk the whole day!
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blood sugar test or biochemistry.
blood sugar test or biochemistry.
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tooth is the real thing!
tooth is the real thing!
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have you ever just asked to be absent? Or told him you needed to see a doctor when you weren't feeling well and he was seeing you in the morning?
have you ever just asked to be absent? Or told him you needed to see a doctor when you weren't feeling well and he was seeing you in the morning?
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A pipe burst, the gas man came and the angry dog wouldn't let anyone out. Is that okay?
A pipe burst, the gas man came and the angry dog wouldn't let anyone out. Is that okay?
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Take your job and stay home and don't have to make up your mind.
Take your job and stay home and don't have to make up your mind.
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That's why Russia lives in shit, because there are too many individuals who don't want to work. What if they told you there'd be an unplanned paycheck tomorrow? Would you go?
That's why Russia lives in shit, because there are too many individuals who don't want to work. What if they told you there'd be an unplanned paycheck tomorrow? Would you go?
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you can be four hours late and it's not absenteeism
you can be four hours late and it's not absenteeism
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it's better to call in the morning or tell them you'll be late!
it's better to call in the morning or tell them you'll be late!
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I love my job so much that I can't part with it for even a moment. Especially for three years. So I'm sorry, but I had an abortion before lunch today.
I love my job so much that I can't part with it for even a moment. Especially for three years. So I'm sorry, but I had an abortion before lunch today.