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I have complexes about height, weight, breasts, age. Where and who to turn to? and got a better answer
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I recommend the toad - a couple of arrows and the prince is yours?
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I recommend you to appeal to a toad - a couple of arrows and the prince is yours!
I recommend you to appeal to a toad - a couple of arrows and the prince is yours!
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Go to sleep. That's how I always sleep in case of trouble.
Go to sleep. That's how I always sleep in case of trouble.
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Keep them on schedule.
Keep them on schedule.
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14526938 NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE MORGUE ♪
14526938 NO ONE'S GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE MORGUE ♪
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God... you're a gold mine... come here I'll treat you
God... you're a gold mine... come here I'll treat you
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...HEY GIRL, DON'T BE SAD OR YOUR BREASTS WON'T GROW!
...HEY GIRL, DON'T BE SAD OR YOUR BREASTS WON'T GROW!
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wash off your makeup first
wash off your makeup first
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to photoshop.
to photoshop.
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Nowhere. Live and be glad
Nowhere. Live and be glad
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to the sycophants, I guess.
to the sycophants, I guess.
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A lady goes to a doctor: - Doctor, I decided to take preventive treatment: advise me what to treat? - Hy, to start with, you should go to a beautician: because of your bad appearance you spend a lot of money on cosmetics. - Yes, you are absolutely right. - Also see a nutritionist, you're overweight. - Okay. - Yes! And get your eyesight checked. - What makes you think that? - It says VETERINAR on my door in big letters!
A lady goes to a doctor: - Doctor, I decided to take preventive treatment: advise me what to treat? - Hy, to start with, you should go to a beautician: because of your bad appearance you spend a lot of money on cosmetics. - Yes, you are absolutely right. - Also see a nutritionist, you're overweight. - Okay. - Yes! And get your eyesight checked. - What makes you think that? - It says VETERINAR on my door in big letters!
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To the connoisseurs.
To the connoisseurs.
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So it's you to me East: hello beautiful.
So it's you to me East: hello beautiful.
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Sara is spinning in front of the mirror Monya is lying on the couch. - Oh my God! I've become so ugly! Monya give me a compliment right now! - Sarochka you do have great eyesight!
Sara is spinning in front of the mirror Monya is lying on the couch. - Oh my God! I've become so ugly! Monya give me a compliment right now! - Sarochka you do have great eyesight!