I got acquainted, slapped in the face, took my hand, beat my face?



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I got acquainted, slapped in the face, took my hand, beat my face? and got a better answer

Response from Natali[+++++]

Response from 0[+++++]
And when you get married - everything will fall into place, before the wedding will heal. By the way the question is something - not a hand that pushes you away, a word of advice, when you move on, after kissing, take off her tights and undress yourself, so that it does not interfere

Response from 0[+++++]
Good thing you didn't kiss me.

Response from 0[+++++]
cool! that's the chick! real bitch!

Response from 0[+++++]
Stirlitz walked along the streets of Berlin and vaguely felt that something gave him away - whether it was his Budennovka or his hat with a red star or a parachute dragging behind.

Response from 0[+++++]
You're an extreme, brother.

Response from 0[+++++]
You'll wake up dead in the morning;

Response from 0[+++++]
Yeah. And if you let anything more happen, I'd fucking kill you!

Response from 0[+++++]
I wish you had limited yourself to the first two words: met-gave. Why the fuck would you go on with the relationship?

Response from 0[+++]
married!

Response from 0[+++++]
Maybe you really shouldn't?

Response from 0[+++++]
What are you, a bodybuilder?

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Response from 0[++]
And what could that be? I don't know. Don't tell me there's nothing to put on-

Response from 0[+++++]
Cling to your bra while you're still alive:

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