Brougham 2012
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What are some funny poems? and got a better answer
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If you're out of work, sick or something, Don't forget to leave it to your roommate. If you're not a sucker for a job, you might as well just say, "Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'll be glad you're here". You're not a sucker, you understand That if you regurgitate "sick" at your dacha, You risk getting caught And getting in trouble. And that's why you're a smart boy From birth you decide To stay home and get treatment, To be kind of quietly sick. And when you're sick You waddle on in mourning For three long days of illness, To mend your health. And when you're home Suddenly you're like, "It's Friday night, I don't give a fuck about the circus, ****. What's the bottom line? You're suffering At home for three days, Like a last Unfinished jerk And instead of relaxing In the garden: On a balmy autumn day Suddenly there's your boss and his wife? I'm watching TV, I see all kinds of athletes. But guys, I don't know what they're like before they're supermen! I'm a nice guy, I drink kefir through a gauze... Oh, trust me with the wheel at the Monte Carlo Grand Prix! I'm flying in a race car, inaccessible and proud, I can break records like two fingers. When Schumacher sees me trotting, he'll throw his helmet off, and of course he'll cry in frustration. But what's racing? The records are just pampering! Let me in on the big, huge sport. I'm not after money, I'm not after awards, I'm after the country's prestige, I'm going to the Olympics. In jumps and wrestling I've got no breakdown, I can't find my fingers on my hand How many times I've swum. Not enough for my medals - I'm the first to finish the race. And in the boxing ring I'll show my teeth - Let Tyson look for his fifth corner. Soccer is harder, but I will always lead my team To victory and defeat it! I'll be true to my word in the World Final, I can't tell you what my coach will shout... I'll kick five goals in one game, like Olsen. And they'll be thankful that it's 3-2 in our favor! I'm going to sleep for three days, I'm VERY lazy, I'm young and happy - After all these deeds.
If you're out of work, sick or something, Don't forget to leave it to your roommate. If you're not a sucker for a job, you might as well just say, "Oh, yeah, I'm sure I'll be glad you're here". You're not a sucker, you understand That if you regurgitate "sick" at your dacha, You risk getting caught And getting in trouble. And that's why you're a smart boy From birth you decide To stay home and get treatment, To be kind of quietly sick. And when you're sick You waddle on in mourning For three long days of illness, To mend your health. And when you're home Suddenly you're like, "It's Friday night, I don't give a fuck about the circus, ****. What's the bottom line? You're suffering At home for three days, Like a last Unfinished jerk And instead of relaxing In the garden: On a balmy autumn day Suddenly there's your boss and his wife? I'm watching TV, I see all kinds of athletes. But guys, I don't know what they're like before they're supermen! I'm a nice guy, I drink kefir through a gauze... Oh, trust me with the wheel at the Monte Carlo Grand Prix! I'm flying in a race car, inaccessible and proud, I can break records like two fingers. When Schumacher sees me trotting, he'll throw his helmet off, and of course he'll cry in frustration. But what's racing? The records are just pampering! Let me in on the big, huge sport. I'm not after money, I'm not after awards, I'm after the country's prestige, I'm going to the Olympics. In jumps and wrestling I've got no breakdown, I can't find my fingers on my hand How many times I've swum. Not enough for my medals - I'm the first to finish the race. And in the boxing ring I'll show my teeth - Let Tyson look for his fifth corner. Soccer is harder, but I will always lead my team To victory and defeat it! I'll be true to my word in the World Final, I can't tell you what my coach will shout... I'll kick five goals in one game, like Olsen. And they'll be thankful that it's 3-2 in our favor! I'm going to sleep for three days, I'm VERY lazy, I'm young and happy - After all these deeds.
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I fucked you and you, don't laugh. And I'll fuck you now, and I'll fuck you later! Don't hide under the mattress, or I'll fuck you too! ¶ And don't stand in the corner, or I'll give you to the dogs! ¶ ¶¶ I fucked you, A.S. Pushkin ¶¶
I fucked you and you, don't laugh. And I'll fuck you now, and I'll fuck you later! Don't hide under the mattress, or I'll fuck you too! ¶ And don't stand in the corner, or I'll give you to the dogs! ¶ ¶¶ I fucked you, A.S. Pushkin ¶¶
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A hedgehog runs and laughs on the grass, The grass tickles the hedgehog's pussy! The hedgehog ran out of grass, the gravel went - the hedgehog came without a pussy!
A hedgehog runs and laughs on the grass, The grass tickles the hedgehog's pussy! The hedgehog ran out of grass, the gravel went - the hedgehog came without a pussy!
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Sometimes you wake up like a bird, With a winged spring on high, And you want to live and work, But by breakfast it's over! If a boy likes soap and toothpaste, He'll have a gut wrench!
Sometimes you wake up like a bird, With a winged spring on high, And you want to live and work, But by breakfast it's over! If a boy likes soap and toothpaste, He'll have a gut wrench!
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If a boy likes to poke his finger in a book, Then he's a bibliophile, a perverted boy.
If a boy likes to poke his finger in a book, Then he's a bibliophile, a perverted boy.
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Behind the wall, shaking like a leaf, watching an anonist
Behind the wall, shaking like a leaf, watching an anonist
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walking down the path, kicking shit, shoes come off, you don't care if poo flies here and there There's plenty of naughty boys like you
walking down the path, kicking shit, shoes come off, you don't care if poo flies here and there There's plenty of naughty boys like you
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Citizens and citizens make sticks out of Christmas trees on New Year's Eve!
Citizens and citizens make sticks out of Christmas trees on New Year's Eve!
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I like that I'm not sick of you. I like that you're not sick of me.etc.
I like that I'm not sick of you. I like that you're not sick of me.etc.
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The girl of the will found a grenade And she pulled a chick. I will long dream of Her blue eyes on the pine tree.
The girl of the will found a grenade And she pulled a chick. I will long dream of Her blue eyes on the pine tree.
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Let's buy a little house by the river, Let's plant canaples, Let's smell and smoke, let's live the hell out of it.
Let's buy a little house by the river, Let's plant canaples, Let's smell and smoke, let's live the hell out of it.
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Woman in a see-through white dress, High heeled shoes, Why are you peddling your body From the great cause afar? # You're standing there all dressed up Like a doll, On your nails All that bright nail polish, Maybe someone's done something to you? Maybe someone said something wrong? Why did you become a prostitute? Could be a geologist, Could be a minibus driver, Could fly in the sky as a falcon. There are many professions in this life, Choose any one, don't be lazy. You've gone the wrong way, Wait, think, look back! Do you see a tractor ploughing in the field? Do you see the steam coming from the factory? Day by day, the country lives more and more beautiful, Moving tirelessly forward. Your cheeks are flushed, but it's not from a good life. A foreigner walks up to you, Who knows if he's a spy? He won't appreciate your personality, He won't care about your soul, You'll give yourself to him for money, But love won't call you. No, love is not for sale! No one thinks about money when they're in love, If someone forgets about it, Let him blame himself later. Woman in a see-through white dress, High heeled shoes, Don't sell your body anymore From the big business far away!
Woman in a see-through white dress, High heeled shoes, Why are you peddling your body From the great cause afar? # You're standing there all dressed up Like a doll, On your nails All that bright nail polish, Maybe someone's done something to you? Maybe someone said something wrong? Why did you become a prostitute? Could be a geologist, Could be a minibus driver, Could fly in the sky as a falcon. There are many professions in this life, Choose any one, don't be lazy. You've gone the wrong way, Wait, think, look back! Do you see a tractor ploughing in the field? Do you see the steam coming from the factory? Day by day, the country lives more and more beautiful, Moving tirelessly forward. Your cheeks are flushed, but it's not from a good life. A foreigner walks up to you, Who knows if he's a spy? He won't appreciate your personality, He won't care about your soul, You'll give yourself to him for money, But love won't call you. No, love is not for sale! No one thinks about money when they're in love, If someone forgets about it, Let him blame himself later. Woman in a see-through white dress, High heeled shoes, Don't sell your body anymore From the big business far away!
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There's nothing better in the world than stuffing a cigar-o-o-o-o-o-o! Our carpet's a blooming field-o-o! There's marijuana grass growing there!
There's nothing better in the world than stuffing a cigar-o-o-o-o-o-o! Our carpet's a blooming field-o-o! There's marijuana grass growing there!
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It was a moonlit night, the stars were twinkling, and I sat alone by the cracked window. Suddenly the wicket flies open and someone's face flies in And says, "Let's go to the cemetery. "At the cemetery the wind was whistling, 40 degrees below zero" "Danila was shrieking, he had diarrhea" "Suddenly the grave creaked and a dead man rose from the grave" "Listen Danila, you shit all over me" "But the diarrhea wouldn't stop and it was leaking through my ears" "I apologised and shoved my finger up my arse
It was a moonlit night, the stars were twinkling, and I sat alone by the cracked window. Suddenly the wicket flies open and someone's face flies in And says, "Let's go to the cemetery. "At the cemetery the wind was whistling, 40 degrees below zero" "Danila was shrieking, he had diarrhea" "Suddenly the grave creaked and a dead man rose from the grave" "Listen Danila, you shit all over me" "But the diarrhea wouldn't stop and it was leaking through my ears" "I apologised and shoved my finger up my arse
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And you, my dear, are as sinful as I am, You can displease everyone with your words In someone else's cunt you'll see a sliver, In yours you won't even see a log! A.S. Pushkin. Author's interpretation of the proverb
And you, my dear, are as sinful as I am, You can displease everyone with your words In someone else's cunt you'll see a sliver, In yours you won't even see a log! A.S. Pushkin. Author's interpretation of the proverb
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Papa knows Papa lived
Papa knows Papa lived
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Esli vas postavit rakom,</span>I zajat soski v teski,</span>I zasunut her vam v sraku</span>Kak vi snimite noski?
Esli vas postavit rakom,</span>I zajat soski v teski,</span>I zasunut her vam v sraku</span>Kak vi snimite noski?
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In Uncle Vanya's room, where there were armchairs and wardrobes, evil red bedbugs lived in the little couch.
In Uncle Vanya's room, where there were armchairs and wardrobes, evil red bedbugs lived in the little couch.
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