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I have a turtle that can barely crawl what can I do to make it run? and got a better answer
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actually she can fly! give her a magic pendel!
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she can actually fly! give her a magic pendel!
she can actually fly! give her a magic pendel!
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Red Bull for her
Red Bull for her
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ugosti ee purgenom
ugosti ee purgenom
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anoint her under the tail with turpentine! - ♪ she'll fly ♪
anoint her under the tail with turpentine! - ♪ she'll fly ♪
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Give her some speed.
Give her some speed.
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Change the coolant. or put normal gasoline in it.
Change the coolant. or put normal gasoline in it.
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Turn up the heat on the floor
Turn up the heat on the floor
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Put it on your wheels.
Put it on your wheels.
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Pour a hundred grams on it. It'll run right off. Option two, you can tickle it.
Pour a hundred grams on it. It'll run right off. Option two, you can tickle it.
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get a turtle of the opposite sex or run after it with crocs: soup to make
get a turtle of the opposite sex or run after it with crocs: soup to make
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Rub some turpentine on it.
Rub some turpentine on it.
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They hibernate for the winter, so they're frozen in the spring and will come running like a sweetheart:
They hibernate for the winter, so they're frozen in the spring and will come running like a sweetheart:
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Well, my dear man! Turtles are like that, they often hibernate. If you find it in winter not moving, don't throw it away or bury it first make sure it doesn't smell;
Well, my dear man! Turtles are like that, they often hibernate. If you find it in winter not moving, don't throw it away or bury it first make sure it doesn't smell;
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He's a turtle, not a puffin.
He's a turtle, not a puffin.
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Leave her alone, she's hibernating.
Leave her alone, she's hibernating.
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There's an anecdote A girl's turtle died. Her mother calms her down: - "Don't cry, daughter. We'll bury it We'll call all your girlfriends We'll buy you treats You'll sit and eat and play At that moment the turtle crawled. Girl: Mom, can I kill it? Cruel, of course! And in fact - look at the calendar! It's winter. For some - hibernation.
There's an anecdote A girl's turtle died. Her mother calms her down: - "Don't cry, daughter. We'll bury it We'll call all your girlfriends We'll buy you treats You'll sit and eat and play At that moment the turtle crawled. Girl: Mom, can I kill it? Cruel, of course! And in fact - look at the calendar! It's winter. For some - hibernation.
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Dear Sergey, have you ever wondered why turtles crawl so slowly? It's a turtle, not a rat.
Dear Sergey, have you ever wondered why turtles crawl so slowly? It's a turtle, not a rat.
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Screw the wheels under the shell and roll it by the rope. It's good for you and it's normal for it to see the world.
Screw the wheels under the shell and roll it by the rope. It's good for you and it's normal for it to see the world.
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Explain to her that she will not run ashtray from the shell do. She'll run and bring her slippers.
Explain to her that she will not run ashtray from the shell do. She'll run and bring her slippers.