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My dog's totally freaked out! Won't let me in the house! What should I do? and got a better answer
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Take the keys away from the dog?
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Take the dog's keys away!
Take the dog's keys away!
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A chto za poroda?
A chto za poroda?
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Live on the mat outside the apartment. That's the answer to the question Who's the boss in the house. The dog, I hope it's not a dachshund?
Live on the mat outside the apartment. That's the answer to the question Who's the boss in the house. The dog, I hope it's not a dachshund?
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and you're like in Shurik. sausage to her with pills=
and you're like in Shurik. sausage to her with pills=
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Try not calling your wife so harshly.
Try not calling your wife so harshly.
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What's the matter with your wife?
What's the matter with your wife?
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you've got to behave yourself.
you've got to behave yourself.
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You lure your wife out on some cajoling pretext and then you go inside and let her freeze to death.
You lure your wife out on some cajoling pretext and then you go inside and let her freeze to death.
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With an attitude like that, I don't think she'll let you go.
With an attitude like that, I don't think she'll let you go.
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Why are you still standing in front of the door?
Why are you still standing in front of the door?
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Are you drunk and shitting yourself again? Or do you reek of cheap perfume and lipstick everywhere? Or did you spend all your money at the arcade, and now you come here to eat and sleep? And you're no good day or night? What the fuck does she want you for? She's kicking you out? And she's doing the right thing!
Are you drunk and shitting yourself again? Or do you reek of cheap perfume and lipstick everywhere? Or did you spend all your money at the arcade, and now you come here to eat and sleep? And you're no good day or night? What the fuck does she want you for? She's kicking you out? And she's doing the right thing!
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Climb in through the window and kick her out, let her stay under the door for two or three days:
Climb in through the window and kick her out, let her stay under the door for two or three days:
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That's life: just turn around and some dog will take your place.
That's life: just turn around and some dog will take your place.
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what breed? You have to show who's boss in the house! If you're afraid to go in the dog feels it and reacts aggressively. it's your dog, you know it, be decisive. I hope the dog has a rabies vaccination. He needs to be vaccinated every year! Good luck!
what breed? You have to show who's boss in the house! If you're afraid to go in the dog feels it and reacts aggressively. it's your dog, you know it, be decisive. I hope the dog has a rabies vaccination. He needs to be vaccinated every year! Good luck!
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Is this about the dog or the wife? What's the matter with you!
Is this about the dog or the wife? What's the matter with you!
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ask her to give you at least a rug.
ask her to give you at least a rug.
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Buy another dog, it'll be even more fun!
Buy another dog, it'll be even more fun!
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And don't take her outside:
And don't take her outside: